Kids Say The Darndest Things

These are just a few:

“I have a brother. His name is sister.”

At his physical, one straping lad received a blood test. As the nurse left the room he asked, “When will I get that back?”

I asked, “Does anyone know where syrup comes from?” “Target!”, one enthusiatic learner replied.

We talked about how they would have families of their own some day and how they would get married. “Oh yeah – I’m going to marry my mom.”

One mom shared her son’s first response when swimming in the ocean for the first time. “Who put the salt in the water?”

Funny t-shirt: My finger may be small, but I have my daddy wrapped around it.

More to come…..